Australian Prime Minister and part-time DJ, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese, has put on a brave face after being told that President Biden has booked the B-52’s for their up coming State dinner instead of Devo. ”Ah, look the B-52’s have had… Read More ›
Diplomacy
Albo Slips The Chinese Premier A Mix Tape Made Especially For Xi Jinping
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has used his brief meeting with Chinese Premier Li to pass him a mixtape that he made especially for Chinese Prime Minister Xi Jinping. It is hoped the tape will mend relations between the two… Read More ›
Abbott Tells Friends That He Would’ve Beaten The Indonesian President In A Bike Race
Former Minister for Women (yep, really) Tony Abbott has been overheard telling friends in Manly how if he were still Prime Minister he would’ve soundly defeated Indonesian President Joko Widodo in a bike race. The boast came after the current… Read More ›
Albo Declares Japanese Trip A Success After Tracking Down Rare Iggy Pop Live Album In Tokyo
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has declared his first international trip a success after he managed to track down a rare Iggy Pop live album whilst perusing the record stores in Tokyo. ”Was such a great trip, Japan is a… Read More ›
Barnaby Offers To ‘Chew The Fat’ With Pamela Anderson Over Assange
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reached out to Hollywood actress Pamela Anderson with an invitation to join in him in Canberra at his office or a seedy pay by the hour motel for a chance to ‘chew the… Read More ›
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