Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese immediately get his Government to conduct an audit of the Nation’s cats and dogs to be sure that none are being eaten by immigrants. ”If it’s happening in… Read More ›
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Trump Assassination Attempt Leads Dutton To Demand Stronger Potato Peeler Control Laws
Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has taken time away from his little American Vacation to lecture the Australian media on the need for the country to look at greater potato peeler control laws. ”We live in a country that is… Read More ›
“IT’S A CONSPIRACY” Yells Country That Still Hasn’t Worked Out If The One From 1963 Was A Conspiracy
Americans have taken to social media in the millions to loudly yell that the assassination attempt on former President turned convicted felon, Donald Trump, was a conspiracy. Despite the Nation still having no idea whether the last successful Presidential assassination… Read More ›
Office Know-It-All Moves On From US Politics To The Tour De France
Steve from Accounts, otherwise known as the office-know-it-all, has been spotted hanging out in the break room flicking through a cycling magazine in an attempt to lure people in to a one-sided chat about the Tour De France. ”Last month… Read More ›
ScoMo Stuns The MET Gala By Appearing Dressed As A Lump Of Coal
Former Australian Prime Minister turned book salesman, Scott Morrison, has stunned attendees at the MET Gala by turning up dressed as a lump of coal. ”When on the World stage I do like to make a splash,” said the former… Read More ›
Channel 9 Locks In Donald Trump To Host The Roast Of Kevin Rudd
Fresh of the success of their ”roast” of John Cleese which featured a who’s that of Australian comedy, Channel 9 has announced that their next roast victim will be former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. Not only that but the roast… Read More ›