What an honour and a privilege it is for theunaustralian.net to have me write for them today a column on who I think should be on Australia’s Mt Rushmore. The first face to be chiselled into the rock is of… Read More ›
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Thousands Of Brisbane Lions Fans Gather To Get A Glimpse Of Really Pissed Footballers
Fans of back to back football champions the Brisbane Lions have swarmed to their home ground hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve waited 50 years for… Read More ›
Gina Rinehart Books The Federal Court For Her Families Christmas Lunch
Australia’s favourite billionaire, according to low rating news channel Sky News Australia, Gina Rinehart, has booked the Federal court for her families Christmas lunch. ”The Federal court is a wonderful place to hold an event,” said a friend of the… Read More ›
Bank Of Mum And Dad Raise Interest To Three Phone Calls Home A Month
In Finance news today an Inner West couple has been rocked after the bank of Mum and Dad raised Interest from two to three phone calls home a month. ”Times are tough and my Wife and I aren’t getting any… Read More ›
Petless Couple Lavish Creepy Amounts Of Attention On Their Children
Friends of a petless Kirrawee couple are concerned that they may be overcompensating for their lack of a cat or a dog by obsessing over their children. “You go over to visit and like the kids are just running around… Read More ›
Petless Couple Lavish Creepy Amounts Of Attention On Their Children
Friends of a petless Kirrawee couple are concerned that they may be overcompensating for their lack of a cat or a dog by obsessing over their children. “You go over to visit and like the kids are just running around… Read More ›
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