Newly married billionaire, Rupert Murdoch, has told acquaintances that he is regretting talking to fellow billionaire parent, Gina Rinehart, about what to do with his kids. ”Bloody Gina, told me not to talk to my kids but rather take ’em… Read More ›
Channel 7 has taken a break from allegedly scoring drugs and massages, to cast failed stand up comedian, Craig McLachlan, in their upcoming Bruce Lehrmann bio-pic. ”Casting for Bruce has been a hard process,” said a Channel 7 casting director…. Read More ›
Beleaguered television network, Channel 7, has today announced that the beloved star of Sunrise the cash cow is to be replaced with the network’s newest star, the drug mule. ”The cash cow has been good for us, but, you know,… Read More ›
Australia’s favourite billionaire, according to low rating news channel Sky News Australia, Gina Rinehart, has booked the Federal court for her families Christmas lunch. ”The Federal court is a wonderful place to hold an event,” said a friend of the… Read More ›
Australia’s interim Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated his court win today over members of his own party by telling them: ”To suffer in their jocks.” ”As Prime Minister my job is to keep Australians together and hopefully after… Read More ›
Australians are eagerly waiting to see who Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing will throw under a bus following his Government’s bungling of Novac Djokovic’s visa. ”The field is wide open as to who ScoMo will throw under… Read More ›
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