Australia’s interim Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated his court win today over members of his own party by telling them: ”To suffer in their jocks.”
”As Prime Minister my job is to keep Australians together and hopefully after today we can all get along together,” said the PM. ”If by chance we are not together then to those against me I say, no diplomatic posting for you.”
”I’m not one for retribution, however, if you push me, then I won’t push back but I will white-ant.”
When asked why on the eve of an election he and his party were taking each other to court, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”’My Government has been out there keeping people in work and creating jobs.”
”No Government has kept more lawyers in work than mine.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and talk to my lawyers about an incident that occurred at Engadine Maccas a few years back.”
Mark Williamson
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