Aspiring shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if the contentious (for Barnaby) bonk ban would apply to the Coalition if/when they lose Government and are in Opposition.
”What can I say, I like to plan ahead and well it’s unclear whether or not the bonk ban applies if we’re not in Government,” said the Member for New England. ”I assume it doesn’t and will act accordingly until I am leaked otherwise.”
When asked why the bonk ban was so important to him as opposed to winning the election, the Member for New England said: ”The bonk ban is one of the most pressing issues facing this country today.”
”How can Australians feel safe and secure knowing that their politicians are not free to go around and bonk their staff?”
”It’s inhumane.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and scout for new talent to work under me.”
Mark Williamson
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