Winemakers from the Goon region of South Australia are today celebrating after international trademark laws were changed to allow only cask wine from the region to be labelled as “Goon”. “If you want to release a “Goon” style cask wine… Read More ›
France
Sky News Tells Dutton To Look At The UK & France & Go Further To The Right
Low rating ”news” station, Sky News Australia, has dedicated the week to trying to convince Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, to stop pandering to the centre and move the party to the extremely hard right. ”Peter needs to look at what… Read More ›
Office Know-It-All Moves On From US Politics To The Tour De France
Steve from Accounts, otherwise known as the office-know-it-all, has been spotted hanging out in the break room flicking through a cycling magazine in an attempt to lure people in to a one-sided chat about the Tour De France. ”Last month… Read More ›
Bunch Of Angry Skinny Guys Ride Bikes Around France
Residents of rural France have reported that a bunch of angry skinny guys have started riding their bikes around the region. “I don’t know who they are but they could do with a good feed and they seemed really pissed… Read More ›
Aus/EU Trade Negotiations Hinge On Australia’s Freedom To Own The C Word
Trade Minister Don Farrell will fly to Europe this week to engage in trade talks with the European Union which experts say will hinge on whether or not Australia will be given exclusive access to the C word. ”There have… Read More ›
ScoMo Thanks Macron For The Text But Asks What’s The Photo Of?
Former Australian Minister for innovation/health/treasury/energy and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has thanked French President Emmanuel Macron for the text he sent him during this morning’s Australia V France World Cup game. ”Was great to hear from Emmanuel, nice little… Read More ›
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