Afghanistan’s ruling Taliban party has announced that the Nation will be holding a celebratory sausage fest to commemorate the country being declared ”girl germ” free. ”Happy days on the streets of Kabul brother,” said a Taliban Spokesperson. ”Finally men can… Read More ›
Preliminary tests on New Zealand Prime Minister John Key, who came into repeated contact with a girl’s ponytail, suggest he does not have cooties. Mr Key was admitted to Wellington Hospital last night after experiencing gastrointestinal symptoms, fever and strong… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 