What’s left of the Greens political party have called upon the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to join them on the lawns of parliament house for a drum circle in order to hash out the recent defection of Senator Cox to… Read More ›
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Tenants Asked To Consider Giving Their Landlords A BJ This Christmas
Real estate agents around Australia are ”encouraging” their tenants to think about giving their landlords a BJ this Christmas, as a way to say thank you for providing them with an expensive place to live. ”It’s been a tough year… Read More ›
Labor Agrees To Give Max Chandler-Mather A Gold Star In Exchange For The Greens Passing Their Housing Bill
After spending most of the year haggling, the Greens political party and the Government have come to terms on a housing bill that will help the country build more houses. The last minute deal is alleged to involve the Greens… Read More ›
Chandler-Mather Flattered That The QLD Election Is Allegedly All About Him
The Federal Greens Housing Spokesperson and a man who takes his time to walk past a mirror, Max Chandler-Mather, has held a press conference to talk of how flattered he is to learn that last weekend’s Queensland election was allegedly… Read More ›
Chandler-Mather Misses Meeting After Being Distracted By A Mirror
Greens poster boy, Max Chandler-Mather, has apologised to his colleagues after missing a party meeting due to being distracted by a mirror. ”The Albanese Government needs to stop doing whatever they are doing and focus on the big issues, like… Read More ›
”Hope You Like Mung Beans,” Shouts Bandt To Dutton As He Invites The Coalition Over For Dinner And A Drum Circle
Greens Leader (for now), Adam Bandt, has been seen walking around parliament house with a spring in his step after learning that Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, had accepted his offer of coming over for dinner and a drum circle. ”I… Read More ›
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