The Greens have today told ICAC that they flat out refused to take money from Chinese donors after they were approached by a person carrying a single use plastic bag full of cash. “It’s just not on for someone in… Read More ›
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ScoMo Raises Newstart Allowance To Include A Free Copy Of The Prosperity Gospel
Interim Prime Minister Scott “ScoMo” Morrison has told colleagues that he plans to increase the current Newstart allowance to include a free copy of the prosperity gospel to all recipients. “It would be easy for my Government to give more… Read More ›
Queensland Announces New Tourist Attraction Grand Canyon 2.0
The Queensland Government has this week announced that they will be launching a new tourist attraction the Grand Canyon 2.0 which will be located in the Galilee basin. “What an exciting time to be a Queenslander,” said Premier Anastacia Palaszcuk…. Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s NSW Election Predictions
With the NSW Election a day away we went around our writing room to see what our writers predict will happen on election night. Carlo Sands: Writer Winner: A corrupt party in the pockets of developers, mining companies and the… Read More ›
Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
Berejiklian Tells Schools To Consider Privatising Their Election Day Sausage Sizzles And Cake Stalls
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called upon the state’s schools to maximise their earning potential this election day by privatising their planned sausage sizzles and cake stall fundraisers. “Schools need to start earning their keep,” said the current NSW Premier…. Read More ›
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