The Greens have today released an angry press release condemning Prime Minister Anthony Albanese after the PM refused to fund the parties weekly drum circle. ”How does Anthony expect us to get anything done without our weekly drum circle?” Asked… Read More ›
Greens Leader Adam Bandt has called upon the Prime Minister to rename the country as the use of “us” in Australia could be offensive to the chronically single. ”For too long, this country’s single people have been left behind,” said… Read More ›
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is to be rebranded Barnabus in an effort to appeal to inner city voters at the next election. ”Scotty, err, sorry, ScoMo has seen that Barnaby doesn’t poll well with the inner city voters,” said… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo has told reporters that it is just not feasible for his Government to commit to no net emissions at Engadine Maccas before the year 2050. “My Government is doing all it can to cut back on our… Read More ›
Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced a relief package of free tickets to the cricket for all those affected by the bushfires this summer. “I know Australia is doing it tough at the moment but if… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today come out and blasted the Greens party for heavily contributing to the nation’s bushfire epidemic. “Let’s face it, it’s the Greens who have been planting all these trees,” Scorched a fired up ScoMo, “If… Read More ›
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