The Coalition’s leading numerologist, Sussan Ley, has called upon American President Donald Trump to add an extra F to the tariffs he has imposed on Australia. ”Whilst tariffs are not ideal it would help in the short term if Donald… Read More ›
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Dodgy Dutton Urges Australians To Give Generously To The Flood Damaged Coalition
Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has urged all Australians to dig deep and give generously to the flood damaged Coalition. Who due to cyclone Alfred have had to cancel many fundraising opportunities. ”This cyclone has hit hard, I haven’t… Read More ›
Dutton Demands The PM Call An Election As He Wants To Invest The Welfare Budget On A Hot Stock Tip
The Australian media’s favourite politician, Peter Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese call an election so that he (Dutton) can use the current welfare budget to invest in a hot stock tip. ”The sooner that Albo calls the… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Worries That Villanising Marty Sheargold May Hurt Young Men
The Australian media’s preferred PM, Peter Dutton, has spoken out over the sacking of Triple M radio shock jock, Marty Sheargold. Saying that cool heads need to prevail, as if we villanise Marty too much it may make young men… Read More ›
Dutton Promises To Tame The Budget With Some Creative Accounting And A Stock Tip He Got From A Bloke
The Australian media’s favoured future Prime Minister, Peter Dutton, has moved to assure voters of his economic credentials by promising to tame the budget with a bit of creative accounting and a stock tip that he got from a guy… Read More ›
ABC To Rename Q&A Peter Dutton Says
The ABC has announced today that they will be renaming their Monday night Q&A show Peter Dutton Says, in a move they say that will increase viewers and make ABC staff more comfortable. ”At the ABC we pride our selves… Read More ›
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