Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has spent the day seething after learning that Cumberland city council had stolen his idea to start banning LGBTQIA+ based books in the local library. ”Peter is not a happy man at the… Read More ›
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ScoMo Stuns The MET Gala By Appearing Dressed As A Lump Of Coal
Former Australian Prime Minister turned book salesman, Scott Morrison, has stunned attendees at the MET Gala by turning up dressed as a lump of coal. ”When on the World stage I do like to make a splash,” said the former… Read More ›
ScoMo Sets Up A Card Table Outside Engadine Maccas To Flog A Few Books
Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has been spotted setting up a card table outside his favourite date night venue, Engadine Maccas, in an effort to sell more copies of his recently released book. ”They say the early bird… Read More ›
Tradies Will Be Allowed To Take Uni Students Lunch Money Under A Dutton Government
Opposition leader and self-described friend of the worker, Peter Dutton, has declared that any Government that he leads will allow the Nation’s Tradies to be able to bully Uni students out of their lunch money. ”What sort of World do… Read More ›
ScoMo Banned From Dymocks Burwood For Hassling Customers To Buy His New Book
Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has been asked to leave Dymocks Burwood after repeatedly hassling customers and trying to foist his new book on them. ”It was really embarrassing, he was standing at the door trying to lay… Read More ›
Barnaby Wants To Reassure Australia’s Women That He’s A Lover Not A Fighter
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has put out a statement to reassure the Nation’s female folk that he is a lover not a fighter. ”It is a tough time for women right now,” said… Read More ›
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