Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has told colleagues that she plans to arrest her falling popularity by adding an extra S to her name. ”People were very interested to hear why I am Sussan, not Susan,” said the interim leader…. Read More ›
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Guest Editorial: An Australian Mt Rushmore As Picked by Tony Abbott
What an honour and a privilege it is for theunaustralian.net to have me write for them today a column on who I think should be on Australia’s Mt Rushmore. The first face to be chiselled into the rock is of… Read More ›
Abbott’s New Australian History Book To Printed Exclusively In White Ink
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Tony Abbott, has announced that his soon to be released book on Australian history will be printed exclusively in white ink. ”I’m very excited for the people of Australia to get to read a… Read More ›
Hastie Tells Friends He Quit Over Sussan Ley’s Demand That He Add An Extra S To His Surname
Rogue Coalition backbencher, Andrew ‘friend of Gina’ Hastie, has told his friends (Gina), that he quit Sussan Ley’s cabinet after the Liberal leader demanded that he add an extra S to his surname. ”Yeah, people think it was over the… Read More ›
Price Defends Hastie Calling Colleagues Muppets Saying She Would Have Called Them Worse
Exiled Liberal, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, has spoken up in defence of her colleague, Andrew Hastie, after he called unnamed members of the Coalition Muppets. With Senator Price saying that she would have called them worse. ”I feel that Andrew was… Read More ›
Sky News Calls For Sesame Street To Be Cancelled As The Character Ernie Is Clearly Mocking Trump
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has taken time out from celebrating the cancelation of Jimmy Kimmel to demand that children’s TV show, Sesame Street, be the next show on the chopping block as they feel the character Ernie, an… Read More ›
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