Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?”… Read More ›
Office Bore Keen To Show Off Pics From Their Holiday Cruise To Noumea
Those unlucky enough to have to return to the office today have been forced to endure the painfully boring showing of holiday pictures from their colleagues. One such office, based in Parramatta in Sydney’s West has had to suffer through… Read More ›
Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I saw the… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls An Emergency Summit After His TikTok Fails To Go Viral
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today called an emergency summit after his debut on the social media site TikTok failed to go viral. ”The PM prides himself on his social media game, often saying that… Read More ›
ScoMo Appoints Christian Porter To Clean Up Social Media Anonymity
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared war on Social Media and appointed the alleged member for Pearce, Christian Porter to clean up social media anonymity. ”Christian has a lot of time on his hands at the moment being… Read More ›
Petless Couple Lavish Creepy Amounts Of Attention On Their Children
Friends of a petless Kirrawee couple are concerned that they may be overcompensating for their lack of a cat or a dog by obsessing over their children. “You go over to visit and like the kids are just running around… Read More ›