NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to self-isolate at their local RSL club and to bring along cash to spend on the pokies whilst they are there. “We have to do everything we can to stop the novel… Read More ›
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Berejiklian To Fight ScoMo Over Cashless Welfare Cards Not Being Able To Be Used In Casinos
The NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has come out strongly against Prime Minister ScoMo’s plans to issue welfare recipients with cashless welfare cards. With the Premier livid that the cards will exclude people on welfare from being able to… Read More ›
Berejiklian Tells The Youth Of NSW To Vote For Her And She’ll Extend Curfew By 5 Whole Minutes
NSW Premier (till at least Saturday) Gladys Berejiklian has told the youth of NSW to vote for her Government and she will for one night only extend curfew for a whole five minutes. “Hey Kids, what’s the hippy happs, it’s… Read More ›
NSW To Forfeit Game 2 Of Origin To Avoid Breaching Sydney’s Lockout Laws
The NSW State of Origin team has been ordered to forfeit their next game due to be held in Sydney so as to avoid breaching the State’s lockout laws in the event that the match goes into overtime. “We are… Read More ›
Baird To Exempt Venues Playing Music Through Poker Machines From Lockout Laws
NSW Premier Mike Baird will amend his controversial lockout laws to exclude any venue playing music, as long as the music is being played through a poker machine. The decision came following the Callinan Report into NSW’s lockout laws, which… Read More ›
Mike Baird Denies Sick Child’s Last Wish To Buy A Bottle Of Wine After 10 PM In Sydney
NSW Premier Mike Baird has today denied the last wishes of a small child who dreamed of purchasing a bottle of wine in Sydney CBD after 10 pm on a Friday night. Instead, the Premier suggested the boy and his… Read More ›
