Prime Minister ScoMo has told the women of Australia to forget about a consent app and instead go out and get themselves a marriage certificate instead. ”There’s nothing wrong with the good old marriage certificate,” said the Prime Minister. ”Heck,… Read More ›
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Dutton Tells ScoMo That He Saw A Water Cannon Going Cheap On Facebook Marketplace
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told his leader that he has seen a water cannon going cheap on Facebook Marketplace, should the PM need to stock up in case of another Women’s March 4 Justice. “I took a break… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Peeps To Schedule This Weeks Photo Shoot At Bed Bath N’ Table To Get The Ladies Back On Side
Prime Minister ScoMo has told his marketing and PR peeps to work in a photo shoot at Bed, Bath N’ Table this week so he can get back onside with the Ladies of Australia. ”The Prime Minister is most concerned… Read More ›