Prime Minister ScoMo has told his marketing and PR peeps to work in a photo shoot at Bed, Bath N’ Table this week so he can get back onside with the Ladies of Australia.
”The Prime Minister is most concerned that his approval rating has fallen,” said a Spokesperson for the PM. ”He had a huge approval rating before all this nasty business started and now people are starting to, God forbid, think about voting for somebody else.”
“Prime Minister Albo? That will be a Shorten’d reign.”
When asked why the PM was seemingly more interested in his approval rating than the issues that the countries Women are raising, the Spokesperson said: “ScoMo does care for Women, heck he’s married to one and raising two.”
”And don’t forget he didn’t turn the water cannons on the ladies yesterday.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to join the PM for dinner at his local pub, tonight it’s ladies night.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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