The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told his leader that he has seen a water cannon going cheap on Facebook Marketplace, should the PM need to stock up in case of another Women’s March 4 Justice.
“I took a break from googling military coups and saw that someone in Hong Kong was looking to offload a water cannon,” said the Dark Lord. ”So, I let Scotty know just in case he wanted to maybe take a bit of action against those dangerous women who stormed the capital yesterday.”
When asked why the Government was looking at turning water cannons onto women as opposed to listening to them, the Dark Lord said: ”This Government does not deal with women or terrorists.”
”Ladies need to know that if they want to engage with us they need to do so in an orderly fashion.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a long day and I need to go and relax by strangling a puppy or three.”
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