Ken Eccles, a 27 year old banker from Southport, Queensland, has had the best night of his life following his decision to continue staying out drinking despite being kicked out of Paddy McGuiness, an Irish themed Surfers Paradise bar, at… Read More ›
The laboratory is clean and immaculately white. Surgeons sharpen their precision blades. Three bodies start returning to consciousness, struggling to work out where they are through the haze of drug cocktails and the concussion from being wacked on their head. On… Read More ›
Rosebudding; it’s not just a technique used by Wilson Tuckey to enrage Paul Keating via burning his favourite childhood toy. It’s also a fantastic new trend taking our youth by storm. Not familiar with it? Why not Google it? We… Read More ›
The Independent Commission Against Corruption has dropped its investigation of Margaret Cunneen SC following a High Court decision on Wednesday. The court made no comment on whether it was pertinent for ICAC to investigate the judge, but ruled that investigating corruption… Read More ›
Hillary Clinton has unveiled a campaign focused on presenting the former first-lady as just a folksy, regular person, in a sure sign that Ms Clinton realises that this campaign will be her last chance to win the White House and… Read More ›
Protestors (henceforth referred to as the Selfish Rabble) shut down the Melbourne CBD on Friday, preventing thousands of workers returning home from their barista jobs and ruining my evening. The Selfish Rabble, whose numbers varied between “several thousand” to “ten… Read More ›
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