A relieved Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed the recent trade disputes between Australia and China is a simple misunderstanding after China answered Australia’s text with, “New phone who dis?” “I do admit I was a bit worried when… Read More ›
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PETA Calls For Meetings To Be Renamed ‘Veggings’
Animal rights group PETA has called on companies worldwide to rethink their vernacular and consider renaming meetings ‘veggings’. “I can’t believe in this day and age we use such a barbaric word as ‘meeting’,” said PETA spokesperson David Tofu. “I… Read More ›
Australia’s Vegans Demand Constitutional Recognition
Australian’s vegans have demanded that they be recognised in the constitution calling on the Government to hold a referendum as soon as possible. A spokesperson for the Vegan lobby group Vegans Are Great, Trevor Pineapple spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›