Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump has today announced that former professional wrestler and amatuer racist Hulk Hogan will join him in his run for the White House as his nominee for Vice-President. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Trump explained: “Hulk represents… Read More ›
Fresh off pushing Malcolm Turnbull into extra time on election day, Opposition leader Bill Shorten was today celebrating France’s honourable loss to Portugal in the final of Euro 2016. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Mr Shorten said: “What an honourable… Read More ›
Fresh off winning his inner city Sydney seat of Grayndler, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has today refused to rule out challenging the Avalanches for a spot at the musical festival Splendour in the grass. Speaking to The (un)Australian, deputy leader of the… Read More ›
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
The Australian Electoral Commission has announced today that no election day cake stalls will be allowed this year due to the threat posed to voters with nut allergies. A spokesperson for the AEC said: “People should be allowed to vote without being… Read More ›
The Coalition has announced plans to establish a working party to investigate the benefits the country would receive from privatising former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told The (un)Australian: “Just because we are establishing a working group to look… Read More ›
