Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to only drink himself into a stupor at pubs that honour Australia Day. The decision came after his leader, Donald Dutton, started his latest culture war attacking… Read More ›
The Opposition’s head cheer leader at The Australian, lil’ Simon Benson, has thanked his favourite person in the World, Daddy Dutton, for giving him the scoop on the Coalition’s alleged nuclear plan. ”I love you Daddy Dutton, you’re so much… Read More ›
Australians have woken up this morning (pun not intended), wondering what culture war they will have inflicted upon them today by Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, in an effort to distract the Nation from his dud nuclear plan. ”Has he done… Read More ›
Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has popped the champagne corks to celebrate their record breaking year, with news dropping that over 50 people had tuned in to watch the station. ”What a year it has been for Sky News,… Read More ›
Australian Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has angrily snarled at reporters that he will release the details of his nuclear plan the minute that his ”mentor” Gina Rinehart dictates it to him. ”The press in this country need to… Read More ›
Policy bereft Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has held a press conference in which he has provided another excuse as to why he has not released any details on his pie in the sky plan to bring nuclear power to Australia…. Read More ›
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