An obscure AFL player who has yet to play 6 games at a senior level is trending on X after speculation emerged via AFL Trade Radio that they might be worth as many as 2 first round draft picks. ”Sure,… Read More ›
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
NRL supremo, Peter ‘the man of feathers’ V’Landys, has spent NRL Grand final week on the phone trying to find an entertainer to replace Teddy Swims, after the singer had to cancel due to illness. ”We thought that we had… Read More ›
Ray Hadley To Sing A Medley Of Broadway Hits At The NRL GF Following Teddy Swims’ Illness
Former radio broadcaster, Ray Hadley, has answered an SOS call from the NRL to belt out a few tunes at the Grand final following Teddy Swims unexpected illness. ”I’m not much of a singer but I know the people of… Read More ›
NRL Referee Fined $10,000 For Post Match Spray Criticising Every Mistake Made By Players
A rugby league referee has copped the maximum $10,000 fine after an angry outburst bagging every error made by the players during a semi finals match he officiated last weekend. “I’m doing my best out there trying to ensure every… Read More ›
Smug Office Worker Who Refers To The Footy As ‘Sportsball’ Surprised To Learn That They Weren’t Asked To After Work Drinks
Twenty eight year old Sydney based accounts assistant, Jeff Jones, has spent his week at work bemoaning to one and all how he has no interest in any of the weekends games of ‘sportsball’ as he calls it. Mr Jones… Read More ›
NSW Government To Make Gambling Compulsory On ANZAC Day
The NSW State Government has announced that as well as shutting down shops for the day they will also be making it compulsory for all residents to spend ANZAC day at their local RSL gambling away at either a two… Read More ›
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