Interim Opposition leader and practicing numerologist, Sussan Ley, has held a press conference to condemn the PM’s decision to say good morning, claiming the statement was offensive to both the afternoon and evening. ”Mr Albanese needs to stop seeking to… Read More ›
The Opposition’s head hate hydrant, Peter Dutton, has stubbed his toe this morning and immediately put out a press release condemning the Labor Government over it. ”Just what is Labor actually doing to prevent good honest Australian citizens from stubbing… Read More ›
A lasting world peace has been declared after the introduction of crappy Australian weapons built by pissed workers late on a Friday afternoon has rendered the waging of war impossible. “This machine gun doesn’t even have a trigger and the… Read More ›
Vision Australia’s 2015 Carols By Candlelight will be performing an altered version of the Christmas classic “The First Noel” to exclude mentions of Israel. The move comes amid concerns that the chorus line “Born is the King of Israel” may… Read More ›
Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been criticised for saying a Palestinian leader persuaded Gavrilo Princip to assassinate Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914. Mr Netanyahu insisted the Serbian nationalist Princip had only wanted to “give the high-and-mighty duke a… Read More ›
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