The Liberal Party is re-thinking its key election platform of “jobs and growth” less than two weeks into campaigning after realising it could benefit “illiterate and innumerate” refugees. Liberal spin-doctors went into overdrive yesterday to clarify that the party’s plan… Read More ›
Petter Dutton
Australian Government Reclassifies Asylum Seeker ‘Children’ as ‘Funny Looking Adult Midgets’
In a move to address criticism of Australia’s immigration detention policies, the Department of Immigration and Border Protection announced today that all asylum seekers under the age of 18 would from now on be classified in all government documentation as “midgets” rather than… Read More ›