Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I… Read More ›
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Sky News Tries To Implicate Albo With The Death Of The Pope
Peter Dutton’s head cheerleaders, Sky News Australia, have spent the last night trying to link Prime Minister Anthony Albanese with the death of the Pope. ”Can the Prime Minister prove his whereabouts on the night the Pope died?” Asked Sky… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Disappointed To Not Be Riding A Virgin Back To The Vatican
Australian Cardinal George Pell has expressed disappointment to close colleagues that he will not flying a Virgin plane on his return trip to the Vatican. ”The Cardinal is a big fan of Virgin,” said a confidant of Cardinal Pell. ”He… Read More ›
Search For George Pell’s Compassion Abandoned
The team in charge of finding Cardinal George Pell’s compassion have abandoned their search in order to focus on the relatively easier task of finding missing Malaysian airlines plane, flight MH370. A spokesperson for the search team told The (un)Australian: “We had… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 