In what is being seen as a very clever diplomatic move, Russian strongman and old-fashioned love machine Vladimir Putin has today wed Pippa Middleton in a glittering ceremony at the Kremlin. The (un)Australian today spoke with Professor Rhys-Rhys McStephens… Read More ›
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Putin Claims Early Victory In NSW Election
In a surprise announcement from the Kremlin today, all round sportsman and Russian President Vladimir Putin has claimed a very early victory in the NSW state election. Although the polls had yet to open, let alone vote counting begun, Putin… Read More ›
Putin To Mrs Nemtsov: “We Won’t Rest Until We Frame Someone For Your Son’s Murder”
The mother of murdered Russian opposition politician, Boris Nemtsov, has received a letter from President Vladimir Putin promising that the Russian justice system won’t rest until someone has been framed for her son’s murder. “The great nation of Russia mourns… Read More ›
Vladimir Putin Takes Part-time Job At Bunnings
The stark reality of the Russian economic crisis has come to light as President Vladimir Putin has taken a weekend job at Bunnings Warehouse. The move adds to the concern of the collapsing rouble. Sanctions imposed by Western governments and… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Thrilled Shirtfront Is Named Word Of The Year
The Abbott Government is celebrating a rare victory today after shirtfront was named word of the year by the National Dictionary Centre. Abbott used the word prior to the G20 when he was asked how he would greet Russian President… Read More ›
Putin Has No Plans To Retire, Ever.
President Vladimir Putin has revealed he will retire as leader of Russia when and if he ever decides to die. President Putin said if he does in fact decide to live forever, then he will most likely rule Russia for the… Read More ›