The Prime Minister has held an emergency cabinet meeting to implore his colleagues to not risk breaking wind in the house of representatives lest they run the risk of losing confidence. “Look things are tight in parliament right now and… Read More ›
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Parliamentary ‘Bless You’ Proposed After Alan Jones Sneeze
Alan Jones has received an official “bless you” response from the Australian parliament after sneezing on air during his radio show earlier this week. The bless you is proposed to be officially read out at an unprecedented joint sitting of… Read More ›
Abbott Wants A Balanced Budget in Five Years And Also A Unicorn
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today told colleagues of his desire to balance the budget within five years and also that he wants a unicorn for Christmas. The bizarre request came at a cabinet meeting in which the Prime Minister opened proceedings… Read More ›
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