Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has told colleagues that she plans to arrest her falling popularity by adding an extra S to her name. ”People were very interested to hear why I am Sussan, not Susan,” said the interim leader…. Read More ›
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Guest Editorial: An Australian Mt Rushmore As Picked by Tony Abbott
What an honour and a privilege it is for theunaustralian.net to have me write for them today a column on who I think should be on Australia’s Mt Rushmore. The first face to be chiselled into the rock is of… Read More ›
NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
NRL supremo, Peter ‘the man of feathers’ V’Landys, has spent NRL Grand final week on the phone trying to find an entertainer to replace Teddy Swims, after the singer had to cancel due to illness. ”We thought that we had… Read More ›
Di Caprio Congratulates Keith Urban On Giving An Older Woman A Chance After Hearing He’s Dating A 25 Year-Old
Noted environmentalist, Leonardo Di Caprio, known for his dedication to recycling relationships has congratulated singer Keith Urban on his willingness to give older women a chance. After learning that Urban, 57, was now dating a 25 year old following his… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells Nicole Kidman He’s There For Her If She Needs A Shoulder
Australia’s leading authority on marriage breakdowns, Barnaby Joyce, has reached out to actor Nicole Kidman to tell her that he has a shoulder if she needs one to cry on. ”I know marriage breakdowns can be hard, trust me, I… Read More ›
Ray Hadley To Sing A Medley Of Broadway Hits At The NRL GF Following Teddy Swims’ Illness
Former radio broadcaster, Ray Hadley, has answered an SOS call from the NRL to belt out a few tunes at the Grand final following Teddy Swims unexpected illness. ”I’m not much of a singer but I know the people of… Read More ›
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