As Cardinals flock to Vatican City to pay respects to the old Pope and then elect a new one, an Australian Cardinal has told the local press of his excitement to be there, not only to vote but also consume… Read More ›
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Vegans Call For A Ban On The Bunnings Sausage Sizzle
Australia’s Vegans have launched a petition to ban the Bunnings sausage sizzle, claiming the smell of burning flesh combined with the phallic shape of the sausage is off putting and offensive to the community at large. ”It’s time that Bunnings… Read More ›
Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election Day sausage sizzle, declaring that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and that the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidating to female voters. “For too… Read More ›
Turnbull Endorses The Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has joined the Greens in calling for a ban on the election day sausage sizzle. Mr Turnbull currently in northern NSW, helping clean up flood damage, one photo opportunity at a time, launched his anti-sausage… Read More ›
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