Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has reached out to former Labor leader (again, yep really) Mark Latham, to see if he would like to join him and his wife for a double date at the former PM’s restaurant… Read More ›
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Barnaby Promises To ”Get Behind” The Women Of The Coalition
Following Opposition leader Sussan Ley’s speech at the National Press Club this week, where she pledged to do all she could to get more women into the Coalition, the shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to get… Read More ›
Media Confuse Defence Lobbyist For Unbiased Commentator
Australia’s media pack have refused to apologise for confusing known defence lobbyist, Scott Morrison, with an unbiased and balanced commentator when it comes to seeking comments on the escalation of the middle-east conflict. ”Ah, look you know Scott was available… Read More ›
ABC Staff Offered Grief Counselling Should Dutton Lose The Election
ABC management have sent out a memo to all staff with an offer for grief counselling to any staff who may need it, should the ABC’s favourite politician, Peter Dutton, lose this weekend’s federal election. ”The relationship between the ABC… Read More ›
“My Husband Is Not A Monster” Says Kirilly Dutton As She Throws A Sackful Of Offal Into His Cellar
The wife of Opposition leader Peter Dutton has denied that her husband is a monster who prowls the neighbourhood after dark feeding on small mammals, saying he is just a misunderstood knockabout bloke who loves making dad jokes with the… Read More ›
Sussan Calls On Trump To Add An Extra F To Australia’s Tariffs
The Coalition’s leading numerologist, Sussan Ley, has called upon American President Donald Trump to add an extra F to the tariffs he has imposed on Australia. ”Whilst tariffs are not ideal it would help in the short term if Donald… Read More ›
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