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Bernardi Struggling To Find A Venue Big Enough For Himself And His Ego’s Farewell To Parliament Celebration
Failed Senator Cory Bernardi has told the press of his struggles to find a venue in his home State of South Australia big enough to host a farewell dinner for both himself and his ego. “I am really struggling, you… Read More ›
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South Australians are rejoicing at this week’s announcement that the new Australian Space Agency will be based there, providing much-needed hope of a faster way to escape Adelaide. During the announcement Prime Minister Scott Morrison said he thought South Australians… Read More ›
South Australia will head to the polls this weekend to vote on whether to continue to call luncheon meat “fritz” or switch to calling it devon or belgium. Leading the campaign to continue referring to it as fritz is South… Read More ›
South Australia will be constructing the world’s biggest bottom kitchen drawer in which to keep spares of the world’s biggest lithium ion battery, which the inventor has promised to build within 100 days. “No-one has ever attempted to build such… Read More ›