Australia’s 3,798 online gambling companies have today, ahead of the Melbourne Cup, reminded Australians to gamble irresponsibly. In a move to ensure they maximise expenditure from once-a-year punters, the companies are enforcing a direct and stern message. “The last thing… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
It’s the race that stops a Nation so why not get involved. Have a go as the Prime Minister would say by running an office sweep. Many papers provide sweeps for you to cut up and use and we here… Read More ›
Sportsbet Release Market On Which NRL Club Will Ruin Revamped Season
With news that the NRL is on track for an end of May relaunch gambling company Sportsbet has released the market on which NRL club will ruin the revamped season. ”What an exciting time it is for sports fans,” said… Read More ›
NSW Premier Tells NRL They Can’t Return Before Schools
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told the NRL that she would not let the competition restart until she could ensure the safety of all the states’ children, by ensuring they were safe and sound back in school. “I realise we… Read More ›
NSW Government Announces Plans To Privatise Its Citizens
The NSW Government fresh off privatising their bus services despite going to an election earlier this year saying they would not, has now announced their latest splash for cash with a plan to privatise the State’s citizens. “If we want… Read More ›
Sports Commentator Reminds Us To Always Use Heroin Responsibly
Viewers of the National Crab Soccer League are being constantly reminded to always use heroin responsibly after the league completed a multi million dollar sponsorship deal with Australia’s largest heroin dealer. “And don’t forget, always shoot up in a responsible… Read More ›