With news that the NRL is on track for an end of May relaunch gambling company Sportsbet has released the market on which NRL club will ruin the revamped season.
”What an exciting time it is for sports fans,” said a Sportsbet Spokesperson. “Rugby is back and so is the opportunity to bet on it.”
”Of course we will be offering odds on who will win but until the season restarts why not get in on which club or player will stuff the season up.”
When asked why they were so sure a club or player would ruin the season, the Spokesperson said: ”Because it’s the NRL, that is what they do.”
“Do you not remember earlier this year when they had to sack 2 of their players for sleeping with school kids, not to mention the countless cases of domestic violence charges that we’ve seen.”
“And this was all done whilst they weren’t under lockdown. Can you imagine almost 500 players and staff all locked up in the one area. Heck we should just film that, would be way more interesting than the game.”
The NRL season is slated to re-start on May 28th. With Sportsbet offering 5 to 1 odds of this actually occurring.
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