Development of a vaccine to stop rugby league players acting like dickheads off the field is still more than twelve months away and may never be discovered, despondent NRL scientists reported yesterday. “We’re afraid that NRL players may have to… Read More ›
Gold Coast Titans rugby league players have proudly modeled the special spotted uniform they will be wearing in the NRL’s upcoming anti-vaxxer round. “We’re proud that a bunch of blokes mainly known for their ability to take a series of… Read More ›
With news that the NRL is on track for an end of May relaunch gambling company Sportsbet has released the market on which NRL club will ruin the revamped season. ”What an exciting time it is for sports fans,” said… Read More ›
In the lead up to the NRL Grand final the Sydney Roosters who will play the Canberra Raiders in the decider have spent the week trying to familiarise themselves with playing before an actual crowd. “It’s definitely a different time… Read More ›
In a statement released by Todd Greenburg, NRL CEO, the league has decided to “lean in” to the swathe of assault and sexual misconduct by its players and re brand the competition as “Australia’s Next Top Prisoner”. “Yeah, admittedly, this… Read More ›
The Brisbane Broncos rugby league team have defended their new signee OJ Simpson by saying everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt. “Look you media types are always going in for the kill, leave the bloke alone it’s not like… Read More ›
