Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has called on all Australians to take action against the Government, which he is a part of, by wrapping up their mobile phone in foil.
”I’m sick and tired of this Government being in my life,” said Barnaby. ”They think they can know what I’m doing, where I am and heck even who I can and cannot sleep with.”
”It’s time they took a step back and let Barnaby be Barnaby.”
When asked why he was so against the Government’s tracking app, given it could lead to restrictions being lifted, Barnaby Joyce said: ”They say that but it’s not gonna happen.”
”I mean look at the bonk ban, they never lifted that did they.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see Malcolm Roberts to do a deal on buying some foil off him, that guys got tonnes of the stuff.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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Good idea except Malcolm Roberts has purchased the world wide supply of foil.
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