The Morrison Government has announced a new $25,000 grant for people who are fearful of 5G technology to cover their houses in tin foil. The announcement comes following extensive lobbying from One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts. ”This is a good… Read More ›
One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts has demanded that the Prime Minister allow flights out of Australia, so that he can fly to Seattle in the United States of America to make a citizen’s arrest of Microsoft founder Bill Gates…. Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has called on all Australians to take action against the Government, which he is a part of, by wrapping up their mobile phone in foil. ”I’m sick and tired of this Government being in… Read More ›
One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called upon Australia’s supermarkets to impose limits on the purchases of aluminium foil, to one pack per customer to counter so-called panic buying. “Whilst I am yet to be convinced that this… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has moved to reassure Australia that in the event of the country running out of toilet paper, they will make available to their supporters printed copies of their policies to use in it’s place. “I… Read More ›
Former One Nation Senator and current village idiot Malcolm Roberts is reportedly livid at the National broadcaster after they asked him to remove his tin foil hat prior to his appearance on their Q&A program last night. “How dare the… Read More ›
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