Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has warned the nation to be wary of American singer Taylor Swift, after Donald’s news station of choice, Sky News Australia, ran a story on the singer somehow being linked to a plot to destroy Donald Trump.

”I’m always wary of any celebrity that comes out here and draws a crowd but does not pay tribute to the Nation’s traditional owners, Rupert and Gina,” said Opposition leader Dutton. ”Who is this Taylor Swift person?”

”What does she stand for? I need more details.”

When asked if he was serious about believing a tin-foil hat conspiracy about Taylor Swift, Donald Dutton said: ”I take everything Sky News Australia says seriously, as do their other 5 viewers.”

”People are always so quick to attack fine news sources like Sky News Australia with accusations like, where’s the proof, that doesn’t make sense and isn’t that slander?”

”Not me though, when Sky says jump I say who do I land on?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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