The Morrison Government has announced a new $25,000 grant for people who are fearful of 5G technology to cover their houses in tin foil. The announcement comes following extensive lobbying from One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts.
”This is a good first step, however I would like the Government to consider banning 5G technology and perhaps installing someone with proper knowledge in the area like say Pete Evans as a sort of Ombudsman,” said Senator Roberts.
”Pete Evans is the type of voice this country needs to hear more from, scientists have had their time in the sun.”
When asked what evidence existed that 5G technology was harmful to humans, Senator Roberts said: ”What evidence? What evidence? Where do I begin, sit down and let me take you on a tour of the dark web.”
”I have 1000’s of hours worth of blogs, tweets and YouTube clips that will definitely open your eyes up to the realities of the World.”
”If you’d just put on this tin foil hat and follow me down to my secret bunker.”
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