An idiot man who resides in Sydney stupidly rocked up to a Sydney train station expecting to catch his usual train, despite some rain falling overnight, inevitably causing a transportation system more fragile than Mark Latham’s ego to melt down… Read More ›
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Sydney’s Bus Timetables An Early Favourite For 2019 Nobel Prize For Literature
After Bob Dylan’s groundbreaking Nobel Prize for Literature award, critics are expecting new “left field” choices by the Swedish Academy that grants the prestigious award, with Sydney’s bus timetables widely considered to be a front-runner for 2019. “There is a… Read More ›
Bloke Stomping Through Train Carriages Wants To Know What You’re Looking At
Michael Harris is looking as intently as he can at his phone. The 25-year-old accounting firm intern on Sydney’s inner-west train line thinks he‘s done everything possible to avoid any risk of contact with the bald, topless and shoe-less bloke… Read More ›
NSW Premier Promises To Make The Pokies Run On Time
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised all of the State’s residents that the upcoming train strike will have no effect on the State’s precious gambling industry. “I assure you all that we will move heaven and earth to make sure… Read More ›