Aspiring Mr Harbourside Mansion, Peter Dutton, has called for Parliament to be moved from Canberra and placed in the town that bids the most to host it, like the NRL do with their Grand Final. ”Who wants to go to… Read More ›
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Tenants Asked To Consider Giving Their Landlords A BJ This Christmas
Real estate agents around Australia are ”encouraging” their tenants to think about giving their landlords a BJ this Christmas, as a way to say thank you for providing them with an expensive place to live. ”It’s been a tough year… Read More ›
King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
King Charles has spent the weekend in Sydney laying low trying to avoid former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, the man who demoted the King’s Dad from a Prince to a Knight. ”The King was keen to get out and about… Read More ›
Dutton Defends Appointing The Ghost Of Menzies To Head Up NSW Libs
Gina Rinehart’s favorite play thing, Opposition leader Peter Dutton, has come out strongly to defend his decision to appoint the ghost of former PM, Bob Menzies, to head up the NSW Liberal party. ”The fact that Bob has been dead… Read More ›
NSW Govt Tells Workers To Get Back To The Office Or Your Local Pokies Den
The NSW Government has today realised that they won’t be facing an election anytime soon, so they’ve got on their soapbox and demanded that the State’s public servants return to working in the office or their local pokies den. ”We’ve… Read More ›
Sex Obsessed Middle Aged Creep Appointed Australia’s Moral Compass
Sex obsessed middle-aged creep, Kyle Sandilands, famous for once talking to a teenage rape victim on-air about her sex-life, has been appointed Australia’s official moral compass. In a move that’s been celebrated in Sydney but ignored in Melbourne. ”Kyle’s a… Read More ›
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