The Coalition’s leading numerologist, Sussan Ley, has called upon American President Donald Trump to add an extra F to the tariffs he has imposed on Australia. ”Whilst tariffs are not ideal it would help in the short term if Donald… Read More ›
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Trump Fumes After Being Knocked Back For A Tee Time At The Gulf Of America
America’s co-President, Donald Trump, was irate after being told that he could not have a tee time at the newly renamed Gulf of America. Aides tried to tell the co-President that the Gulf wasn’t actually a golf course but co-President… Read More ›
Australia’s Leading Trump Supporter Sends Him A Thank You Card For Introducing Tariffs
Australia’s leading Trump supporter, Gina Rinehart, has sent President Trump a thank you card, after the US President introduced tariffs on Australian imports of steel and aluminium. ”Donald is an amazing President and I’m sure the tariffs he puts on… Read More ›
Christensen Calls For A Ban On Chinese Born Sex Workers
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has called for a ban on Chinese born sex workers working in Australia in response to the current diplomatic spat between the two countries. ”If China is going to go after our meat… Read More ›
China Answers PM’s Text With “New Phone Who Dis?”
A relieved Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed the recent trade disputes between Australia and China is a simple misunderstanding after China answered Australia’s text with, “New phone who dis?” “I do admit I was a bit worried when… Read More ›
Trump Threatens Mars With Tariffs To Protect America’s Bottled Water Industry
Following news that Scientists have discovered water on the planet Mars American President Donald Trump has launched a verbal assault on the planet and threatened to put tariffs on it’s water. “My role as President is to get the best… Read More ›
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