The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has called for a ban on Chinese born sex workers working in Australia in response to the current diplomatic spat between the two countries.
”If China is going to go after our meat and barley, then we need strike back,” said the Member for Manila. ”In my travels, I’ve discovered that a lot of Chinese born women are employed by Australian brothels as sex workers.”
”So, why don’t we stand them all down until China comes to it’s senses and replace them with … oh, I don’t know … women from the Philippines?”
When asked why he was so knowledgeable about the comings and goings of the Australian sex worker scene, Mr Christensen replied: ”Well. the borders have been shut for a few months now, so I decided to do a bit of research. Call it a passion project of mine.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to lobby the Foreign Minister about opening up a few borders.”
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