The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon the popular board game Chinese Checkers to be renamed ‘Freedom Checkers’ in an effort to punish China for the ongoing animosity between the two counntries. ”I am appalled that… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that if they give him the Prime Ministership he will not wash anyone’s hair, however, he will not promise to stop strangling people’s puppies. ”The Dark Lord has… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called on Australia’s arts industry to come together and start organising some fundraising shows for the struggling coal industry, like they did for last summer’s bushfire victims. “We are all in this together,… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his 1,000 plus media team to tag in Chinese’s General Secretary Xi Jinping in his next daggy Dad photoshoot post in an effort to bring calm between the two nations. “Scotty really… Read More ›
The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has called on Australians to get together and cook a curry (not a stir fry) for the country, in a move deemed by foreign affairs pundits as a slight on China. “Times are tough… Read More ›
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