The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›
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Dastyari To Debut New Segment ‘Beijing Today’ On The Kyle And Jackie O Show
Former Senator Sam Dastyari will this week make his commercial radio debut by hosting the segment Beijing Today on The Kyle & Jackie O Show. “The week that I lost my job as a Senator I was down, pretty low and as for… Read More ›
Dastyari Calls For NYE Fireworks To Be Moved To Chinese New Year
Soon to be former Senator Sam Dastyari has called upon the NSW State Government to move the traditional New Year’s Eve fireworks from New Year’s Eve to the Chinese new year, which falls on the 16th of February. “It just… Read More ›
Forlorn Sam Dastyari Waits At Cheviot Beach For Chinese Submarine
Friends of Sam Dastyari report that the Labor Senator has been standing on the shores of Cheviot Beach with a suitcase in hand awaiting the arrival of a Chinese submarine for the past two weeks. “Sam has been up to… Read More ›
China Constructing Artificial Sam Dastyari In South China Sea
China has nearly completed the construction of an artificial Sam Dastyari on an uninhabited shoal in the disputed Spratly Islands in the South China Sea. “Reports from Philippino fisherman suggest that the People’s Republic has shipped thousands of tonnes of… Read More ›
Sam Dastyari Claims His Pet Panda Is Totally Legit
Sam Dastyari has taken a break from denying allegations that he is in the pay of the Chinese government to spend some quality time playing in the backyard with his brand new pet panda. “There’s nothing suss at all about… Read More ›