Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his 1,000 plus media team to tag in Chinese’s General Secretary Xi Jinping in his next daggy Dad photoshoot post in an effort to bring calm between the two nations.
“Scotty really knows how to sell a message so I have no doubt that this idea will work,” said a Government Insider. ”I mean what harm can tagging Xi Jinping into 150 photos of the PM building a cubby really do?”
“Are they going to put a tariff on Facebook shit posting?”
When asked why the PM sought to engage China publicly rather than through diplomatic channels, the Government Insider said: ”It’s hard to engage with someone when they don’t answer the phone.”
”Besides, this isn’t about China it’s about the PM seeming strong to those that really matter, the Australian voters.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, the PM has called an emergency cabinet meeting at Engadine Maccas.”
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