The Australian Tax Office has revealed that it has used leaked documents from the Swiss arm of the HSBC Bank to uncover over 30 million dollars in tax liabilities, in what the ATO has determined to be “a number of… Read More ›
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Peter Costello Still Not Sure When To Launch His Leadership Challenge
Former treasurer Peter Costello was still making up his mind last night about whether or not now was a good time to challenge for the leadership of the Liberal party. “There’s no need to rush these things”, said Costello last… Read More ›
Abbott Targets Poor White People To Close Gap On Indigenous Health.
Tony Abbott has outlined in his speech today a commitment to “closing the gap” between the life expectancy of indigenous people and “Australians”, by removing health care for all poor people. Closing the gap is concerned with the difference in… Read More ›
Australian Navy Off To Check Out Submarine It Found On Gumtree
The Australian Navy has knocked off early from work today to go check out a submarine that some bloke is selling on e-classified site Gumtree. “I’m bringing along a mate who’s a bit of a submarine-head to help me give… Read More ›
Australian Labor Party To Send Balloon Bouquets To 61 Liberals
Following the Liberal Party voting down by 61 votes to 39 the chance to replace Tony Abbott as Prime Minister, Bill Shorten’s Labor party has today ordered 61 balloon bouquets to be sent to their Liberal party counterparts. The gifting… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Calls For A Spill Of The Voices In His Head
Federal Liberal senator and a man who believes marriage equality will lead to people marrying animals Cory Bernardi has called for a spill to occur among the voices in his head. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “At first Cory… Read More ›
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