Proud Toyota Hilux owner, Jayden Jaydensen has formed an unlikely bond with a local magpie. The 26 year old tradie said he was scoffing down his daily four and twenty during his second lunch break when he saw the magpie… Read More ›
Tour de France
Office Know-It-All Moves On From US Politics To The Tour De France
Steve from Accounts, otherwise known as the office-know-it-all, has been spotted hanging out in the break room flicking through a cycling magazine in an attempt to lure people in to a one-sided chat about the Tour De France. ”Last month… Read More ›
Bunch Of Angry Skinny Guys Ride Bikes Around France
Residents of rural France have reported that a bunch of angry skinny guys have started riding their bikes around the region. “I don’t know who they are but they could do with a good feed and they seemed really pissed… Read More ›
Abbott Tells Friends That He Would’ve Beaten The Indonesian President In A Bike Race
Former Minister for Women (yep, really) Tony Abbott has been overheard telling friends in Manly how if he were still Prime Minister he would’ve soundly defeated Indonesian President Joko Widodo in a bike race. The boast came after the current… Read More ›
Pollie Pedal Riders Unable To Shake Off Pursuing Abbott
Riders in this year’s Pollie Pedal ride fundraiser have set a cracking pace as they rode to shake off a pursuant Tony Abbott. Who is trying to join the ride despite no longer being a pollie. “It’s really awkward Tony… Read More ›
James Hird Puts Tour De France Dream On Hold, For Now
Coach of AFL side Essendon and possibly the Australian legal profession’s greatest benefactor, James Hird, has today announced he’ll be putting his dream of riding the Tour de France on hold so he can focus his full attention on coaching… Read More ›
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