Australia has taken note of New Zealand’s successful social welfare system and is following suit by making everyone currently on the dole go and live in Bondi. “New Zealand hardly has any unemployment and a low welfare budget due to… Read More ›
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ScoMo Announces Turn Poor People Upside Down And Shake Them Budget Policy
Under a Coalition government, Australia will save $2.3 billion per annum by employing very strong tall people to turn all welfare recipients upside down and shaking the loose change out of their pockets, announced Treasurer Scott Morrison. “We’ve discovered a… Read More ›
People With Piss Easy Jobs Concerned Government Wasting Their Not So Hard-Earned Tax Dollars
Dozens of not so hard-working Australians have voiced their concerns about how various government departments have been spending the tax money that they raised barely a sweat earning. “I work all day long operating a stop and go sign at… Read More ›
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